Archive for February, 2011

Diarrhea is smart

Posted in Daily Bread on February 3, 2011 by dunnthat

It knows where I live.

Discuss.

You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

Posted in Daily Bread on February 1, 2011 by dunnthat

I’ve mentioned before that we have some pretty amazing Utah Jazz seats three rows off the floor that my husband shares with a colleague (for business networking purposes OF COURSE).  Because of this prime real estate, we rub shoulders with a rather impressive crowd.

Our seats are right next to Masha Kirilenko, wife of Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko.

You know, the NBA wife who is famous for allowing her husband one “free” affair a year

Just reporting the news folks.  No editorial comments here.

One time Carlos Boozer winked RIGHT AT ME.  Then I realized his wife was sitting behind me. 

Or maybe it was Michelle.  Not sure.

Anyway, great seats.

I try super hard to keep it classy and not drool for no apparent reason and keep my mouth shut when I chew.

It’s the least I can do.

One game, I kind of fell in love with Masha’s shoes and asked her if she minded if I took a photo of them.

She was kind enough to allow it.

I heart them.

Moments later, as my legs were crossed with my left foot leaning toward her, I joked, “Would you like to take a photo of my shoes?”

You could not possibly be surprised to know that I was, indeed, wearing cowboy boots.  This time, in pointy brown:

She was generous enough to say, “I LOVE cowboy boots!”

Nice.  Then she said, ‘Where did you get them?”

Without hesitation, which, I probably should have thought a little bit more about it and made up a better answer, I said, “Reams.”

For the non-Utahn – Reams is a grocery store that sells Wranglers and pretty nice cowboy boots.  And looks and smells pretty ghetto, to be honest.

I simply could not be any cooler.