I swear on my life I’m not making this next one up. You can go to the link and see for yourself.
I’m offering up to you, my dear readers, the great and grand opportunity to help your breasts reach their fullest potential.
That’s right. You heard me.
Oh, but wait…it gets better.
You can achieve this noble task with the aid of…
Oh, that’s right…you heard me again.
Amelia the Wiccan Witch will cast a spell for enhanced breasts for the low, low price of $8.95. But if you hanker for a greater handful, you can have your spell double or triple cast!
Merely by increasing the quantity when you purchase.
Here is her pitch, straight from ebay:
This spell gives you a fuller, firmer, more beautiful
bust line and breast enlargement.
Are you tired of your small A sized breasts?
Do you want to look beautiful by obtaining big glamorous breasts?
If so, this spell can make your breasts look bigger
without having to opt for surgery!
For years, many women of all ages have suffered embarrassment
from having small, sagging or underdeveloped breasts,
which often leads to low self esteem.
This has proven to be a very successful spell.
I have used this many times with stunning results!
Well, if she’s used it many times with stunning results…then THERE YOU HAVE IT.
Oh, there’s more. Here’s her bio for your consideration:
Greetings Earthlings… [okay, so I added that part]! My name is Amelia. I have been a spellcaster for 20 + years. All spells are cast by me, sometimes with the assistance of my Coven. My spells are strong and very effective. Upon purchase of a spell I will set up an alter solely for your spell to be cast. Be assured your desired outcome will receive my undivided attention. This will include the use of candles, herbs, oils, gemstones, tools and some other items that may be required to bring results. Your spell will be complete within 24 – 48 hours of purchase depending on the complexity of your spell. I will send you a confirmation upon completion via ebay message. You can expect to feel positive energy immediately that will increase in strength daily. Some of my clients say they experience a tingly sensation while I cast the spell.
Oh but WAIT!!! THERE’S MORE!!
The most amazing factoid about this entire story is this: This Wiccan Witch has 99.8% POSITIVE feedback from 2791 reviews.
Start saving up my peeps!