My arteries are crying
“We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle…here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!'”
~ Jim Gaffigan
Poor Jim. Just making a joke, and look what happens.
People, put your pencils down. Because we’re done.
The Big E in Massachusetts has redefined excess, and its name is The Craz-E Burger, a bacon cheeseburger nestled between a honey-glazed donut.
Weighing in at 1500 calories, the Big E sold more than 2,000 of these gems last weekend.
Let’s see, that’s 3,000,000 calories.
From just that burger.
In one weekend.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
The news article I’ve linked says these babies “make your mouth water.” Yeah, my mouth always waters just before I vomit.
Ew. I can’t imagine.
Also on the menu at The Big E: fried oreos, (battered, THEN fried), fried cheesecake, fried mushrooms, fried cheese curd, (what the H???), and the can’t-seem-to-ever-get-rid-of corn dogs.
Let’s see. I’ll have the Craz-E Burger, a large order of fries, a chocolate milkshake…
And a Diet Coke.
To go.
October 1, 2009 at 12:51 am
You forgot the most important part: The badonkadonk butt…or maybe the thunder thighs?
Ha!
Funny, I’m in the process of working on a blog draft about food…
October 1, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I want to vomit….
BUT I want to try a little taste too.
It sounds so horrible….
Yet- it sounds so good.
Im so torn. 😉
October 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Can I just say that I don’t think donuts should EVER mix with meat of any sort. That just sounds SO gross!