Back in the day it was fashionable to go braless. It may be fashionable in the now, but I surely wouldn’t be up on that since my braless days are SO over.
Okay, I never did go braless, but at least I was in the know. Ya know?
The fashion police dictated that a woman couldn’t go braless if she could suspend a pencil under her breast. If you could do that, honey, you’re just too busty to pull it off. I used to joke that I could suspend a Book of Mormon under mine.
See, that’s irony. Just so you know. Get it? Book of Mormon?
Oh, never mind.
Anyway, I was reminded of this fashion element of the 70s when I read a most interesting little shorty article in the paper last week.
A 500-pound 25-year-old inmate, arrested for selling illegal copies of compact discs, successfully concealed a 9mm gun under his folds of fat during his arrest search and even had a shower without the gun being detected.
Scary criminal.
How was his concealed weapon ultimately discovered?
He told a guard about it.
Yep.
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