Just say NO to the combover

At what point does a man commit to the combover? 

Do the math…if hair, on average, grows 1/2 inch a month, a six-inch combover would take a year’s worth of effort.

How would a man wear his hair during the in-between phase?

Let’s say you have a nice three-inch combover going for you, but it only stretches across half the scalp.  Do you comb it over the scalp with a three-inch gap before it reaches the other side?

I don’t think you could actually comb it back on its growing side if it’s longer than the healthy hair.

That would just look odd.

And once the desired six-inches is reached, drag that part and get that long hair up over there. 

And pray the wind doesn’t blow.

Dude.  Give it up.

Let me make a suggestion:  Just say NO to the combover.  Embrace the blankness of hair.  Cut it all short.  Or off.

Do it for us.  Do it for yourself. 

Do it for humanity.